registration

Until further arrangements emerge, registration may only be submitted by carrier pigeon to the usual address.

Please tie the following to the bird in a calm hand:

• shoe size
• full name of your GP
• GP surgery address
• favourite weather
• usual Tuesday lunch
• one drawing of a key you have never owned
• postcode of a place you still think about
• best estimate
• whether your coat makes a sound when you walk
• mother’s maiden rave

Password requirements:

1. minimum 47 characters
2. at least one cymbal
3. capital letters must not appear in alphabetical order
4. no vowels directly after consonants
5. write it down twice, one directly under the other

If you require return of your carrier pigeon, please enclose a self addressed envelope and a postal order.